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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.

- Mark Twain

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- from the Institute for Stork Research and Science
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

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Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England:

- Unknown

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"Top Ten List: Why Elvis Will Replace Jesus"
(a classic Net humor piece)

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