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P. J. O'Rourke: “Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “ If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.”
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P. J. O'Rourke: “The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.”
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